You talk constantly and no one understands you.
You know exactly what you want and no one gives it to you.
You ARE being nice to the dog but they tell you to any way.
You can shut yourself in the closet but can't get out.
You point everything you see out to the big people and they aren't as amused as you.
You can run at the speed of light and they still catch you.
You know how to buckle yourself in the car seat but they won't leave you to it.
You know where you are, why do the big people care.
Everyone else eats the grass outside, why can't you?
The new baby always wants to touch you!
You are forced to sleep even when you aren't tired!
You know how to brush your own teeth but no one lets you.
You don't care if your favorite shoes are soaking wet, their your favorite.
No one else seems to know the importance of Harley and your blankie.
You know where the dish soap is and how to start the dish washer but no one lets you.
You know how to work the washer and dryer but no one appreciates it.
You make sure the red light on the power cord is always turned off but get in trouble for it.
You don't allow any tissue to go unflushed, any cabinet left cracked, any drawer left open, any frig left ajar (even if someone is standing in it); its hard cleaning up after the big people.
If you ask Caius....Its hard being the baby!
No one lets you run around!
The animals don't like you to pet them.
Eating stinks!
Throwing up sucks!
And worst of all my big brother won't let me touch him, even though he is my hero!
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