I have many things to tell you...
While at the grocery store Asher grabbed a red bell pepper and ate it like an apple.
During the next trip he did the same for a tomato, problem was it was easy to pay for the eaten pepper since it is per unit priced. Not so with the tomatoes,they are by weight. So I had to try and find one about the same size and then explain to the cashier what had happened. He thought I was nuts but only cuz I told him about the tomato.
Let's see.... I turned 30 which in and of itself wasn't bad but the day was terrible. We were supposed to go to the library for story time but Caius was having a TERRIBLE morning. I thought the worst was behind us so we set off, late but on our way. And then it happened. It was so bad that I had to pull over on the interstate to go back and suction him and clean him up. Of course I had used up all my clean towels and throw up rags, not to mention his clean extra outfits and didn't bring any cuz we were running late. Needless to say we missed story time. My girlfriend took me to lunch which was super nice except that Ash was done and he let me know that he didn't want to be out any more. Then Josh calls and says that Idgy is in the pound. I guess I was trying to leave so fast that she had gone outside and I didn't notice. Ooops! She was picked up by a code enforcement officer. She totally had his number though. They told me she sat in his lap the whole way back.
The next day wasn't any better. Asher got burned really bad on his finger. I have always told him that pots are hot. For some reason I never told him not to touch the thing that makes the pot hot. Oh yes, he touched the burner. Poor guy, wait till you see pics. He was a trooper though. The burn and blister never bothered him but the band-aid did!
Caius is doing fabulous. His Physical Therapist said that he is doing really good. He worked really hard for her on Monday. And tonight he put a french fry in his mouth!! Yeah. He didn't freak out, he didn't gag and throw up he just gnawed on it. Oh happy day! Now if you would have told me a year ago that my not even 1 year old would be eating a fry and I would be happy about it, I would have laughed you out of the room. But at this point anything in his mouth is GREAT!
Oh yes, I just remembered... My hubby took me out to a nice dinner on Friday to celebrate my birthday. I wore a cute skirt that I hadn't worn since I was 19. The elastic is a little old. Anyway, the skirt would ride up a bit when I would walk so I would check it to make sure nobody got a show. Well at this place they are almost always there to pull your chair out for you. So here I come from the salad bar and there is our waiter waiting for me. At this point I'm worried that my skirt has migrated a little too far north and might be really short when I sit down. So he pulls the chair out and I go to tuck my skirt and give it a little tug south. Well..... did I mention the old elastic. Yup, it went way south. I couldn't remember if the chairs had backs all the way down or if there was a space and everyone could see the moon. I leaned back in the chair and pulled my shirt down as far as it would go. My waiter was oblivious and was waiting for me to lean forward so he could push in my chair. So there we were, talk about an awkward moment. We finally got the chair in a suitable position and he asked if I needed anything else. For heaven sakes NO, just leave so I can pull up my skirt! I didn't say that, just thought it. He leaves and as I go to pull it up, BAM! My elbow hits the tray of a passing waiter. Monkey! It didn't hurt but then there was someone else asking if I needed anything. I wonder what he would have said if I would have said "Yes I need you to leave me alone so that I can pull my skirt up and stop mooning the tables behind me!"
Well I'm going to bed. Have a great night!
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